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title: "Soccer for Dummies"
subtitle: "Crack up with Soccer for Dummies, the soccer physics game that makes no sense and can be controlled with just one finger."
date: 2017-11-14T00:00:00.000Z
category: game
url: https://phaser.io/news/2017/11/soccer-for-dummies
site: Phaser - https://phaser.io
copyright: © 2026 Phaser Studio Inc. All rights reserved.
---

# Soccer for Dummies

*Crack up with Soccer for Dummies, the soccer physics game that makes no sense and can be controlled with just one finger.*

![image](soccer-for-dummies1.jpg)

"Crack up with Soccer for Dummies, the soccer physics game that makes no sense and can be controlled with just one finger.

In Soccer for Dummies you will enjoy a ridiculous and insane soccer physics game in which the rules you thought you knew about this sport don’t apply anymore. Shoot, jump, kick… do whatever you need to score a goal."

![image](soccer-for-dummies2.jpg)

Soccer Physics! Features:

- Crazy physics. Stagger, jump, fall down and score goals in the silliest way.

- Different soccer fields. Play in the rain, on ice, indoors or in a field with giant goals. Any place is good for a soccer physics game!

- All kinds of balls! Score goals with soccer balls, tennis balls, bowling balls, beach balls, all whith different physics!

- Funny graphics. Take a look to the silly faces of the players… Just like in real life!

![image](soccer-for-dummies3.jpg)

- Championship mode. Anyone can win the first game but it’s getting tougher. Will you be able to win the World Cup?

- Endless mode. One game after an another and another. It will be more and more difficult until you get beaten by that hateful team.

- 2 players in one device mode. Challenge your best friend and show him you are much better than him.

![image](soccer-for-dummies4.jpg)

The mechanics of the game are very simple; the first one to score five goals wins, but your moves will be very limited because in Soccer for Dummies you can only move by jumping.

The development team used Phaser, the Box2d plugin for physics, TexturePacker to create the SD and HD texture atlases and the phaser-debug plugin to optimize and correct errors. It was ported to Android using Crosswalk.

[Download Game](https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.spritted.soccerfordumbs)

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